Theory #1. The desire of Want.

So, milestone, first blog. lets see how this goes.
Theory number one is very simple. It simply explains the question that comes across the minds of many people. Why? why do guys like, boobs and vaginas, and skinny women? Why do women like built men with big muscles, deep voices and penises? Its simple. Becuase they dont have them!

Lets put this in context. If you had a Ferrari, why the hell would you want another one? you wouldnt. you would want a lamborghini instead, for the simple reason because you dont have one!

Imagine, if only women had fingers, firstly men would have a hard time doing anything, and secondly, fingers would be so erotic! for the simple fact of us both having fingers, they are the most un-erotic thing in the world!! Guys like boobs because they don't have them!! (well most of them dont...*cough* americans *cough*...lose some weight!) Why do guys like skinny women? because if guys liked fat, all they would need to do is spend a few nights at the pub, and guzzle a few lagers down. Women like muscles. why? because they cant get muscles like men do, because of the whole getting knocked up thing. Thats why you see VERY few women with a six pack, or who can do more bench presses than you.

So lets put this simply. Humans like things they dont have.

now as you may notice, this blog does divulge in some slightly more explicit material. So if you have just read this an gone "ewwww penis!" or "ewww vagina!", you are either, homosexual, or too young to be reading this. If that is the case, tell your older siblings about it, so they can read it too.

That's Life, Simplified.

Stay tuned.

First Post

ok so recently, in an attempt to not study and avoid the guilt of socialising when i havnt done work, i have spent a lot of time just sitting around. This however has allowed me to ponder the queries in life that you and me face everyday. This is my chance to put them out there and hopefully help you readers understand this very confusing world.